My mean mommy

Today I was minding my own business crying about my lack of a sex life when my mommy came into my room.  Since I'm a rebel I yelled at her and got really really really mad.
 
I said "I don't wanna clean my room you big stupid head pooty fart!".
 
Now I'm grounded and I can't see any girls anymore :(
 
I'm scared.  What am I supposed to do without girls?????
 
My life is over.  I'm gonna go masturbate and eat macaroni now :(
 
AJ