Peeners and Pencils - A look into AJ's life

OMG FINALLEY!!!!!11

2004-07-29T05:08:00.000-07:00

It took me alomst 4 years but I finalley beet Parappa the Rapper on my playstation!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

OMG leik arnt u sooooooo jelus of me?!?!?!?!?!?1/1/1/!? lol

I no that teh PSX isnt new or kewl ne more but we r 2 poor 2 get a PS2. I asked 4 1 4 Chistmas (Jesus lol) but I got a swetter insted.

Dusnt that SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 <-- lol those 1s are in mocking of thos other blog fags who can't hold in the shift bar long enuff. wut fags. lol

no 1 undeRSatnds me!!1`

2004-07-28T23:45:00.000-07:00

Dear Every1,

JEnny is REAL, OKAY?!? I swear to god shes a real perosn and we are IN LUV. We have relationz ALL THE TIME. And JasOn, Bob, and Timmy ARE REAL FREIDNS MOM! I KNO UR READIN THIS! Just b/c they dunt come over doesnt mean they arent real people and just because you cant see them doesnt mean they arent special. there special 2 ME Ok?~!?

GoD y do u make my life SOoO hard?>!? I have 2 deal with getting grounded and all the girlz. OmG so manY girls, Im like geez girls, give me some space? U KnO?! Thers more than enough of Me to go around!! Lol1`~!

Sometimes I dunno where im goin in life. So I cry but dont tell any1, oK blogger? yuor like the only real thing in myu life right nwo. when I come home from band practice or yu gi oh camp, or boy scouts or from playing hide the sallami after schgool w/ mister SylPhoon, u r ALWASY there for me! NOONE else is! Not Mommy or daddy lor THE CAT! NOBODY!

I H8 my LiEf!! Im goiing to END IT THEN THEYLL SEE! THEN THEYLL KNO MY PAIN

OmG dRagonballz is on later gaters!!!11

2004-07-28T23:25:00.000-07:00

i jsut looked in the mirror at my poo poo hole. i stuck an action figure up it and it reminded me of daddy.

dont tell anyone diary, but i think i mihgt be gay.

im so glad i can trust you diary!

xoxoxoxoxo - AJ~~~~

I LIKE THE PEENER

2004-07-28T23:22:00.001-07:00

I LIKE THE PEENER. IT IS A FUN TOY. I LIKE IT IN MY ASS. HARHARHARHAR

HARHAR

2004-07-28T23:22:00.000-07:00

HI IM AJ I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY MOMMY, EVENT THGOUGH SHE IS MEAN SOMETIME AND SHE TELL ME NOT TOO BE MEAN TO TOTHER PEOPLE/!!!!HAHAHAHAH IAM FUNNIER THAN THOSE MEANMEAN PEOPLE ONT HE AT NICE SITE, UBER. BUT I AM STILL A FAG I EBNJOY HAVIBG A MEATY COCKA UOP MY ASS. YAAAAAAY

daddy beat me again!

2004-07-28T23:14:00.000-07:00

daddy beat the shit out of me again because he said i was a bad boy. i tell him to stop but he just keeps sticking his weenie in my butt. now my farts make a "hooooo" sound because it is so big. even the goatse man says i have a big poo poo hole

i wish i had some freinds 2 play with but all i have is ubursite and they dont liek me on there. they like me names like faggot and polygayj. i dont show it but that amkes me reeelllly sad!! i cry my eyes out liek every night, but then mommy comes in and feeds me that good gerber food called strained bananers. mommy calls them bananers. i keep lying about this girl named jenny but she is not my girlfreind. i have never even touched a girl b4 i am sooo scared too because girls are icky.

one time i touched my weenie and it felt reely good but nothing came out. daddy said i was a pussy for not "cumming" whatever that is. cumming hee hee wat a funny word.

Ubersite

2004-07-28T23:06:00.000-07:00

Dear Diary,

I dun think ubersite peeple like me anymore. I try and be there freinds, and they all make fun of me. No one beleieves jenny is real either.

Clemsoncheer doesnt talk to me nemore eiver. We had that grate nite where we fooled around online, and then she never talkeded again. I miss her = (

YAYYYY NEW WEBSITEEE YAYYYY

2004-07-28T23:05:00.000-07:00

i found a new website. it's awesome. it has all the material i need to whack to..

www.gheymenz.com

check it out!!

p.s. i love you diary. sorry i yelled at you :(

aj

I HAVE NOTHIN TO LIVE 4

2004-07-28T23:00:00.000-07:00

SINCE MY MEAN MOMMY YELLED AT ME AND TOLD ME THAT I CANT GO TO FRIENDS HOUSES ANY MORE IM GONNA START BEING MEAN AND STUFF FIRST IM GONNA STOP USING PUNCAUTOIN AND SPALE CHACK WEN I RITE CUZ MOMMY HATES IT WEN I ACT LIKE A STUPID IDIOT WELL GUESS WHAT MOM JOKES ON YOU!!!

DAMNIT SEE YOU MADE ME USE AN EXCLAMASHIN POINT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU !!! YOU MADE ME DO IT AGAIN I MIGHT RUN AWAY TO GO BE WITH JENNY CUZ RIGHT NOW ALL I HAVE IS MY PEENER AND THE WWW(WORLD WIDE WEB)

O AND I HAVE MY TV(TELEVISION) TOO

I HAVE NO LOVE LIFE :((((

AJ

My mean mommy

2004-07-28T22:55:00.000-07:00

Today I was minding my own business crying about my lack of a sex life when my mommy came into my room. Since I'm a rebel I yelled at her and got really really really mad.

I said "I don't wanna clean my room you big stupid head pooty fart!".

Now I'm grounded and I can't see any girls anymore :(

I'm scared. What am I supposed to do without girls?????

My life is over. I'm gonna go masturbate and eat macaroni now :(

AJ

Jenny

2004-07-28T22:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Diary,

Today I tried to mess around with Jenny, but she wouldn't let me. As soon as I tried to put my head in between her legs, they locked shut and she squeezed the life out of my head. I don't understand it. I try and please her, and all she does is deny me.

I think I'm going to go masturbate and cry a little now.

Uncle Jim

2004-07-24T22:12:00.001-07:00

Dear Diary,

Today Uncle Jim came into my room while I was sleeping and sat down next to me. I acted like I was sleeping, because it goes quicker that way. He just does what he's going to do, and leaves. Plus, when I keep my eyes closed, I dont get any goo in my eyes. I don't know if I should tell anyone, I'm scared.

Sally

2004-07-24T22:12:00.000-07:00

Sally threw her milk at me at lunch today. It's such bulldoodoo, I never did anything to her.

Jessica smashed my head into my locker too while she was walking by. It's not fair.